IRAQ: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY

Are you a former Delta Force, SEAL, Commando, or other military operative? Is life mind-numbing, with no prospects, just miserable, ever since you’ve left the Force? Worry not; we have an exciting, trilling, momentous job presently waiting for you!

In Iraq, the land of opportunity, we have plenty of exhilaration, cool proceedings, and fantastic courses in violence for you to attend, and we will pay you handsomely too!

Come and join us, help US protect Halliburton, Brown Kellog Root, General Dynamics, and other fundamental companies in developping Iraq; remember, we are truly soldiers of Peace and, with the blessing of our president Bush, we will not only kill “insurgents” but, more importantly, get our hands into a pile shit load of money!