Assertive Sentences

Life without sex is like food without salt; you can live on it but it tastes like crap.

A man of wit can’t be a knave or a villain.

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars; the rest I just squandered”. George Best.

Christian gals go to heaven, bad gals go everywhere…

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and…In Playboy magazine calendar.

“You could fool some of the people some of the time, you could fool some of the people all the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.” Abraham Lincoln.

The blues ain’t nothing but a woman on a poor boy’s mind.

Fuck Xmas! I’ve got the Blues!