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Friday, January 27, 2006

Violence...Sometimes pays


As you all know if you have read my previous post, (if not go and read it you rhetorical sons of bitches) little old me was so preoccupied.... cause...he had smashed a a piece of glass...

Well, the thing was, little old me had forgotten his keys inside his house, and it was very late, it was freezing and I had only a T-Shirt to cover my Beautiful Torsos. So, I had three options:

A – Smash a fucking window

B – Call a locksmith and pay something like £150 to get inside

C – Go to one of my mates, in the middle of the night, begging for lodging

Obviously, I went with A. Why? Because whenever I go to my mates I bring happiness not problems (that is the reason why I have mates); because between paying £50 for a new window and £150 to keep the old one, I would rather go with the former. (Yeah, I’m not that stupid).

Furthermore, let me enlighten you on another trivial issue: by the good offices of one of my mates (Paul, manager of the Wine Store voted the UK’s best off licence in 2004) I finished up paying only 30 quid for the broken glass…

How typically idiotic of me, was it not?

And may all the acts of violence be so easily erased as mine.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Student said...

You need to pay more attention to your surroundings my pointy-headed-pseudo-leftist-intellectual-friend. Heh heh, that was, indeed, plain stupid.

12:55 PM

 
Blogger daviduskas said...

Look, Student, the thing is, in the UK, you don't call the fire department (or the police for that matter) for this kind of stuff. Being a foreigner, you might just ask them: can u please lock me up for the night? I'm so cold. Now...Let us just hold hands...

12:57 PM

 
Blogger A. Cabral said...

At least it was a windowed door.

1:05 PM

 
Blogger daviduskas said...

Cabral, as I have mentioned...I'm not...that stupid. Do you think I would go and smash one of the big windows? Fuck, I would rather smash the door in...

1:17 PM

 
Blogger Inha said...

Barata a festa, pelo que vejo...
Isto era a solução final ou passou-te alguma coisa má pela cabeça e vingaste-te na janela?... Hum...

1:20 PM

 
Blogger robina said...

Só para informar que afies a lingua que tens muito que lamber hoje :-)))))

1:27 PM

 
Blogger daviduskas said...

Tinha que entrar em casa, porra, aqui os bombeiros nao abrem portas...

Lingua afiada? vou a correr...

1:28 PM

 

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