DICK CHENEY - THE IPOD FREAK

On his flight back home from his tour of South Asia and the Middle East, Dick Cheney, US vice-president, a.k.a, the IPod freak, showed us what a compassionate munificent human life form he truly and undeniably is:

“Most of the electric outlets in the plane went on the fritz. Working passengers began lining up their laptops to share the power from a couple of working outlets - particularly the reporters who urgently needed to prepare their articles to transmit during a quick refuelling stop in England.But when Cheney said his IPod needed to be recharged, it took precedence above all else and dominated one precious outlet for several hours."

Now, I wonder, why such an urgency? Oh, I know. the IPod freak couldn’t wait for a minute eavesdropping on his favourite songs: “White Power”, “Fuck Democracy”, “Spying is Beautiful” and, most of all, “America Ubber Alles”…